What a old Digger once told me!!!!
“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”

“Keep dingoes and bankers at a distance.” (Carpshooter)

“Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.”

“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”

“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”

“Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.” (Carpshooter)

“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.” (Longcuts)

“It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”

“You cannot unsay a cruel word.” (WESTY)

“Every path has a few puddles.”

“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”(All of Us)

“The best sermons are lived, not preached.” (Holy Smokes)

“Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gunna happen


“Don't judge folks by their relatives. (WESTY)

“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.” (Carpshooter)

“Live a good and honourable life, then when you get older and

think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.” (Longcuts):

“Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.” (Holy Smokes)

“If you find yourself in a "HOLE", the first thing to do is stop diggin' even at $25\hour.” (Longcuts)

“Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. (Poorman)

“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal

with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.” (WESTY)

“Always drink upstream from the herd and don't eat "Gravy.” (Gator)

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that

comes from bad judgment.” (All of Us)

“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin'

it back in.”

“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try

orderin' somebody else's dog around.”

“Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and

leave the rest to God.” (All of Us)

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,

he'll just kill you.” (Gator or Carppy you Choose although Red looks like he could go Hard)