Last night 2 large policemen knocked on my front door!!
When i answered they told me they had some "Good News" and some
"Bad News"

They informed me they had just found my mother-in-law on the bottem of the Brisbane River!!!!!!!

I said well whats the "Good News" and they laughed and said we found 6 big Mud Crabs on her!!!!!!

Then I laughed and said I'll go you halves with you, and we'll set her again tonight