12-03-2011, 06:09 PM #1
I bet your sorry you wasted your time here
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
3..... The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend ..... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-oldI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-03-2011, 07:46 PM #2
U R Pecial....I cut things up and split them down!
12-04-2011, 01:03 AM #3
I got a laugh out of that !
Westy , you Aussies are behind the times , as those facts were used when I was much younger !
Wishing you well !
What was the first question anyway ?
Who cares !
12-04-2011, 02:25 AM #4
Hey pants down,I see your on line as we speak????Just checked goggle earth and saw your in the middle of a white out !!!Stay warm and don't freeze ,I'm off to have a B.B.Q and a swim
Take Care Old MateI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-04-2011, 08:17 AM #5
I really don't like to rant on about this !
I hope you can digest your BBQ , mate !
I'll be watching those TV Preachers , doing their thing for the shut inns on the boob tube today and see if they can get me some shovelling help , as prayers don't move much snow !
12-05-2011, 08:47 AM #6
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12-06-2011, 08:14 PM #10
Confession time !
First off everyone here , just get up off your behinds and race to that frig ( only if you can , as some of us better just walk slowly ) and grab a cold one ( another one for us walkers ) and get fired up and enjoy a cold adult beverage or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 9 or 9 or 9 or 9 , you all know what I mean ..
You are all !
12-07-2011, 08:26 AM #11
See Westy, no time wasted here.
12-07-2011, 05:05 PM #12
QUOTE=Gator eye;304660]See Westy, no time wasted here.[/QUOTE]
You say the nicest things Old Mate except for the suck up thingI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-07-2011, 08:24 PM #13
A little known fact !
Let's all be friends !
You are !
12-08-2011, 08:40 AM #14
12-08-2011, 10:10 PM #15
A little known fact !
I'm one of these guys myself !
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