Thread: Happy Thanksgiving
11-24-2009, 08:33 AM #1
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
11-25-2009, 09:51 AM #2
My Thanksgiven day
Stuff my face full of turkey,
waddle out to my box blind
turn on heat
kick up feet
Another good afternoon deer hunt.
11-25-2009, 11:02 PM #3
Happy Thankgiving Yall!
Redhead Kronik 60-70# 26" Draw
Octane Hostage Pro Rest
Tru-Glo Tru-Site X-Treme
Limbsaver 4.55 S-Coil Stabilizer
T.R.U. Ball Chappy Boss
11-02-2011, 05:57 PM #4
Confession time !
Just wanted to start a new thread , but what the heck , just recycle an old one !
11-02-2011, 07:24 PM #5
- Join Date
- May 2006
- in Dixie Home of the Brave and land of the Free
11-03-2011, 04:15 AM #6
11-03-2011, 07:46 AM #7
Your alittle early, your forgetting a bunch of holidays before turkey day.
11-03-2011, 05:24 PM #8
11-04-2011, 08:03 AM #9
11-04-2011, 02:24 PM #10
Ok I started early today......I had to buy the first three drinks but the next two were baught for me.......what a great friday's it's getting to be.
11-04-2011, 03:11 PM #11
11-04-2011, 05:32 PM #12
Am I missing something ?
I mean that if you total up my two years active ( am a Nammer ) , four inactive and then 12 years as a weekend warrior ( Iraq Era vet ) , that adds up to 18 total ! After all I rate ten different ribbons ( a couple were double awards so they count as one ) , am a officer at my local post and county post in the American Legion and a member of the VFW !
Yeah , an 18 pack of Coors NA for me !
11-05-2011, 06:12 AM #13
Are all you guys Vets thats way cool,Looks like I'm in good company here
11-05-2011, 12:17 PM #14
I have 4 years 1954-58 one year in Korea.
sent using my keyboard and two fingersLingerie football. I dont care who wins.
sent using my keyboard and two fingers
11-05-2011, 05:03 PM #15
11-05-2011, 05:35 PM #16
A little known fact !
There'sd alot of history here !
11-05-2011, 07:05 PM #17
11-05-2011, 11:10 PM #18
11-06-2011, 04:42 AM #19
11-06-2011, 09:59 AM #20
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