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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I got to shoot one bigger than the Aussie's head ! ..................................................

    I still have trouble getting in the car!!!!!Jealous are we!!!!!We have a seniors tour in our club ,shall I Put your name down for next year!!!!! .....................................
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by duanelane View Post
    I like the 120 lb ones, tender easy to toss around , just good eating......




    west if i wanted that kind of abuse i would talk to my wife,she reminds me daily..................


    those are called "fun size deer"

    kind of like the candy bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I still have trouble getting in the car!!!!!Jealous are we!!!!!We have a seniors tour in our club ,shall I Put your name down for next year!!!!! .....................................
    No , as that way you can no doubt still win it , all by yourself ! ........................................................................



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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    No , as that way you can no doubt still win it , all by yourself ! ........................................................................


    I'm 46 today not over 50 yet or is that 60
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm 46 today not over 50 yet or is that 60
    hope you have at lest 30 more birthdays.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    Heres the bigest one i could find ya, there all midgets on the new place.....




    This is my last one for this season do to an arrow shortage someone in western iowa caused..........

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    Talking Here's what I think !

    Time will tell , if " yours truly " succeeds !

    Now you know and you are !

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    Quote Originally Posted by duanelane View Post
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    Heres the bigest one i could find ya, there all midgets on the new place.....




    This is my last one for this season do to an arrow shortage someone in western iowa caused..........


    Not just a arrow shortage in Iowa, someone in Iowa has single handedly caused stock in easton arrows to go up 10 clicks

    Nice fun size deer, now wipe the milk from her lips and throw her on a spit.....she'll make a good meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    hope you have at lest 30 more birthdays.
    Me Bloody Too!!!!!!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Me Bloody Too!!!!!!!!!!!
    sucks the day you realize you got more in back of you than in front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    sucks the day you realize you got more in back of you than in front.
    I'm just gratefull I made it this far with all the snakes and crocs and cars and women I've met over the years!!!!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Talking A little known fact !

    Here in " The Tall Corn State " , we're sending all our dog size deer to the horn of Michigan , so them folks can have a few sandwiches of deer to eat ! ....................................................

    Seriously , there are not that many here as there is in " the land of the three legged critters found up north "!


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    [QUOTE=Carpshooter;331543]Here in " The Tall Corn State " , we're sending all our dog size deer to the horn of Michigan , so them folks can have a few sandwiches of deer to eat ! ....................................................



    I have the perfect field to start the round up!
    the kid forgot to go to school to fill her buck tag and we counted 19 of them 120 lbs deer in the cornfield not a one bigger or smaller.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Here in " The Tall Corn State " , we're sending all our dog size deer to the horn of Michigan , so them folks can have a few sandwiches of deer to eat ! ....................................................

    Seriously , there are not that many here as there is in " the land of the three legged critters found up north "!


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    I thought you might send them to Washington!!!!!!I see you've got 1 less leg to stand on!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I thought you might send them to Washington!!!!!!I see you've got 1 less leg to stand on!!!
    To think , this is from the land where folks live in a socialist type government , unlike we " Freedom Fighters " , found here in the good old USA !


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    The daughter got out of school early today so i took her to the home of the big 9pt ..........we sat in the stand 15 min and heard fighting behind us she got exited then the big boy came running by us like he had a fire cracker in his butt , she threw the f bomb . so i told her it had to be big to make him run but she cheared up and said it was prob a spike the 9 was just getting old when out of no where a biger nontypical steped into sight . long story short she stuck him, a little far back so were eatin supper and pics comeing soon.........

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    Good , we'll be waiting !

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    Quote Originally Posted by duanelane View Post
    The daughter got out of school early today so i took her to the home of the big 9pt ..........we sat in the stand 15 min and heard fighting behind us she got exited then the big boy came running by us like he had a fire cracker in his butt , she threw the f bomb . so i told her it had to be big to make him run but she cheared up and said it was prob a spike the 9 was just getting old when out of no where a biger nontypical steped into sight . long story short she stuck him, a little far back so were eatin supper and pics comeing soon.........


    Sounds like a great hunt........good luck on the recovery. Post the pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Sounds like a great hunt........good luck on the recovery. Post the pics
    Gator needs to claim someone's critter as his own !


    Hi GATOR !

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    Hope the jackels don't get to him first!!!!!!!Looking forward to the pics
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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