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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Like count my loose change in the ceiling!!!
    Why is your loose change in the ceiling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Why is your loose change in the ceiling?
    As you well know Westy is a Builder and since the introduction of the G.S.T (Goods and Services Tax) here in Aus everyone wants to pay me cash,how much for you to do it for cash????They all cry and being a good type of bloke I cry I don't work for cash,you'll have to pay the G.S.T !!!!!! They ask me why and I say I've got no room left in my Ceiling to put your Cash,it's full up!!!!!! Looks like I'm going to have to buy a bigger house with a huge A$$ Crawl Space now!!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Westy , it's your story and now we know why your country is in such bad shape , folks there are using their money for insulating their homes , driving down the price of insulation !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , it's your story and now we know why your country is in such bad shape , folks there are using their money for insulating their homes , driving down the price of insulation !

    Here's some i printed earlier?????? Australian in the front and in the back,Darn am I tired now!!!!
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    Westy , don't forget to pay yourself , you know how as it's cash only mate !




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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , don't forget to pay yourself , you know how as it's cash only mate !


    Westy always remembers that part Cash is king around here!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Westy always remembers that part Cash is king around here!!!
    You are one lucky guy , as here in the land of right , we got the famous " IRS " !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    You are one lucky guy , as here in the land of right , we got the famous " IRS " !

    I think it should be called W.S.P.P. Working Stiffs Paying Politician
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    I think it should be called W.S.P.P. Working Stiffs Paying Politician
    Ain't this the truth?????Know matter were you ive on the planet there all the same that mob!!!!Bet they all get the same info of the net when elected to office?????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Red face Here's what I think !

    Westy , just remember that my taxes are saving the whole world from themselves !

    Now you know and you are !

    I'm a US tax payer , so you can say thanks anytime , Aussie !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , just remember that my taxes are saving the whole world from themselves !

    Now you know and you are !

    I'm a US tax payer , so you can say thanks anytime , Aussie !

    If your country's not making a profit what Taxes are they paying???????No Profit = No Tax and to think I voted for the other Guy!!!! now you know
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    If your country's not making a profit what Taxes are they paying???????No Profit = No Tax and to think I voted for the other Guy!!!! now you know
    This is from an Aussie !

    To think that he could be speaking Japaneese now !





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    Is there really any doubt ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    This is from an Aussie !

    To think that he could be speaking Japaneese now !




    I'm slowly learning to master the Japenese Language
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm slowly learning to master the Japenese Language
    Are those swear words ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Are those swear words ?

    Turn your head to the side?????????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Turn your head to the side?????????
    It's buddy Smokes turn , and he's not available , mate !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    It's buddy Smokes turn , and he's not available , mate !

    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Can be done , when Wheely wakes up !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Can be done , when Wheely wakes up !

    Did you notice at first??????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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