Thread: W.w.c.d. ????
12-27-2011, 09:49 AM #1
I woke up bright and early Monday morning and the birds were chirping, sun was shining, temp was in the 40's what a great day to have off from work. I poured my coffee and was trying to decide what to do with my day, days like that are few and far in the middle of michigan in the winter. When my wife said those 3 dreaded words "Lets go shopping".
AAAAAHHHHHH my heart raced, blood pressure immediately jumped up, I don't want to waist this day in the mall. The last time I was at the mall I was sitting in the crappy couch in the middle of the mall with the rest of the middle age men staring off in to space as their wife spent all their money, when this large women and her screaming herd of 4 kids plopped her fat ass down right next to me. When I looked her way she pulled her tit out and stuck a screaming kid to the end of it. What the what!!!???? I looked away and I could see the horror on every guys face sitting in our little circle of chairs and couches. The she slowly turned her head my way and said........oh never mind that's a story for another thread.
Anyway, As the images flashed through my panic strickin mind a cool clear image flashed. W.W.C.D. that's right... What Would Carpy Do?? My pulse slowed, my breathing steadied, the panic feeling left and it was as if I left my body and everything became clear, I knew what I had to do.
After a quick tire check I loaded up the bikes and headed towards the mall. I even slowed down to 5 mph before I kicked the old lady out of the truck in the mall parking lot. Me and my youngest headed to the rail trail. It was a great day for a bike ride, it was the first time on this trail so we were alittle disappointed at the length of the ride apparently it's still a trail in the making and not complete but we still had a nice 2 hour ride. I did run into one problem......no corn fields. And the pressure was really building. Luckly for me the trails were empty and I found a nice spot on the river that took care of the problem.
And just incase your wondering West-T....I'm wearing a nice Hoyt hat.
Last edited by Gator eye; 12-27-2011 at 09:52 AM.
12-27-2011, 04:43 PM #2
West-T wants to know are you sure you were born in 1966????????????I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-27-2011, 05:17 PM #3
Sorry but the made me do it This is WWW-TD right nowI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-27-2011, 05:30 PM #4
Always glad to hear from you !
Gator , you did the right thing !
Those restrooms are in harvested shape , but was glad that you did relieve yourself to make a nice river !
I thought the same as Westy on that river as he just added a falls to it , nice touch !
12-27-2011, 05:50 PM #5
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Gator Eye Likes ThisI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-27-2011, 08:22 PM #6
Here's what I think !
I guess that things are really slow at work for buddy Gator today , wonder what he'll think of next ?
12-28-2011, 12:59 PM #7
12-28-2011, 03:51 PM #8
And even though the water was cold and deep
Did you fall inI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-28-2011, 05:57 PM #9
12-28-2011, 02:13 AM #10
Last edited by Westy; 12-28-2011 at 02:16 AM.I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
12-28-2011, 04:15 AM #11
Here's what I think !
Nice to know what kind of folks that go to that mall , guess Westy now wants to shop there and look around !
12-28-2011, 07:29 AM #12
You fella's laugh but it was a disturbing moment in my life, it was not a pretty sight.
I lost one of the great pleasures of life that day. Taken away by a inconsiderate beast of a women. I will never look at boobs the same way again.
12-28-2011, 07:32 AM #13
12-28-2011, 03:54 PM #14