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    Aussie Member Westy's Avatar
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    Jun 2011
    Cleveland Australia

    Default Who's 76 here ??????

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time ...

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...

    "Got stoned once and had with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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    Senior Member rage-it's Avatar
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    Aug 2010


    funny as hell

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