Thread: Who's 76 here ??????
01-12-2012, 04:49 AM #1
Who's 76 here ??????
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time ...
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...
"Got stoned once and had with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
01-12-2012, 09:45 PM #2