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    Time to
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    And yet Carpy still refuses to answer the burning question.......



    Do you like grits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    And yet Carpy still refuses to answer the burning question.......



    Do you like grits?
    No Gator Eye , you're not going to get me to claiming to like the only food your MIL eats l


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    No Gator Eye , you're not going to get me to claiming to like the only food your MIL eats l



    She like hog jowls and grits with lots of gravy on top.


    She has already got her bags packed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    She like hog jowls and grits with lots of gravy on top.


    She has already got her bags packed.
    I don't eat pork and quit being so pushy on pawning your nice MIL on your friends here !

    Are we even friends ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I don't eat pork and quit being so pushy on pawning your nice MIL on your friends here !

    Are we even friends ?



    I miss all the fun here while I'm asleep
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I don't eat pork and quit being so pushy on pawning your nice MIL on your friends here !

    Are we even friends ?



    man I am having country ham and grits for breakfest in the am
    CHOMP



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    man I am having country ham and grits for breakfest in the am
    CHOMP
    can you throw in a extra slice of ham in the skillet and let me know what time to be there.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    can you throw in a extra slice of ham in the skillet and let me know what time to be there.
    any time ol bud any time
    i will put some on when ever you want to drop in for a visit
    We are right off I-81 a mile form the VA line and have an apartment just waiting for you



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    any time ol bud any time
    i will put some on when ever you want to drop in for a visit
    We are right off I-81 a mile form the VA line and have an apartment just waiting for you
    It's called the BATES MOTELjust ask for Norman
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I don't eat pork and quit being so pushy on pawning your nice MIL on your friends here !

    Are we even friends ?




    Why of course were friends

    The MIL is such a pleasant person I just tryin to share the joy of being around her(and there is lots of room to stand around her) It does have a scary side though, the wife could look and act like her in another 20 years.

    Next time we need to address your pork issue.
    Not eating pork is just plain wierd. Bacon is a gift from God himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Why of course were friends


    Next time we need to address your pork issue.
    Not eating pork is just plain wierd. Bacon is a gift from God himself.
    It's your story , but bacon is not the best for you , even though yours trully is on the line making it !

    Now you know and you are !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    It's your story , but bacon is not the best for you , even though yours trully is on the line making it !

    Now you know and you are !



    I though you worked in the salt mines???? That is a far cry from makin bacon.


    Unless your talkin about a different kind of bacon your makin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    I though you worked in the salt mines???? That is a far cry from makin bacon.


    Unless your talkin about a different kind of bacon your makin.
    didnt know we had a song writer on here.


    dont quit your regular job
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I don't eat pork and quit being so pushy on pawning your nice MIL on your friends here !

    Are we even friends ?





    I was going to let all the MIL jokes go and not let em bother me but I can't.

    My MIL is such a nice wonderful person I can't believe you wouldn't help her out in her time of need.

    So I decided that maybe I need to make the offer to others on this board so they don't feel left out.

    I 'm including a pic of her just incase you don't believe what I say about her stunning good looks and manners.
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    You picked a fine time to leave us Little C
    Four empty forums and a pm on the screen
    We've had some bad times, Post through some hard times
    This time the hurtin won't heal
    You picked a fine time to leave us Little C

    You truely are the man!!!!!

    I think you MIL is hot!!!!
    Is she too good for Carppy "I Think So"
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    You picked a fine time to leave us Little C
    Four empty forums and a pm on the screen
    We've had some bad times, Post through some hard times
    This time the hurtin won't heal
    You picked a fine time to leave us Little C

    You truely are the man!!!!!

    I think you MIL is hot!!!!
    Is she too good for Carppy "I Think So"
    Some folks here are just " Jealous ", no doubt she'll be put in the long line , where there is a ten to eleven year wait over the short line that I save for those of a more desirable nature !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Some folks here are just " Jealous ", no doubt she'll be put in the long line , where there is a ten to eleven year wait over the short line that I save for those of a more desirable nature !




    Could someone translate this please..........I broke mine yesterday on a couple of Smokes post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Could someone translate this please..........I broke mine yesterday on a couple of Smokes post.
    It says FRIDGE DOOR NOW WIDE OPEN!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Could someone translate this please..........I broke mine yesterday on a couple of Smokes post.


    it says. I had my head in the fridge so long it has freeze burn.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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