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    Default The irish brothel

    Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,

    Watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

    The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

    "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

    "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
    No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

    Knocks, and goes inside.

    "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

    They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

    When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

    "Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.

    "One of the girls must have died.
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,

    Watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

    The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

    "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

    "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
    No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

    Knocks, and goes inside.

    "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

    They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

    When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

    "Ah, now that's sad." says the third Irishman.

    "One of the girls must have died.
    Westy you should be ashamed of yourself with the despairingly way you have spoken of God's men
    shame on you
    now you go to your room and pray for and hour and ask Jesus to forgive you and give you a clean heart
    off with you now



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    Yeah , Westy , you are just acting way too much like a heathen !

    I will pray for you to be forgiven as covered in chapter 9 , page 456 and written in red so we know dang well that it is the word of the big guy !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Yeah , Westy , you are just acting way too much like a heathen !

    I will pray for you to be forgiven as covered in chapter 9 , page 456 and written in red so we know dang well that it is the word of the big guy !

    Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while
    Yes , as I believe in capital punishment !

    I just want to know how many adult beverages do you got left in your frig ?


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    [QUOTE=Westy;311987]Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while[/QUOTE]

    I have noticed a reoccuring relasp of your repented ways



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    [QUOTE=Holy Smokes;312000]
    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while[/QUOTE]

    I have noticed a reoccuring relasp of your repented ways
    I've been preying , like overtime for our good buddy " WESTY's " forgiveness !

    One can only do so much on the internet and there will be sacrifices !


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    [QUOTE=Carpshooter;312002]
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post

    I've been preying , like overtime for our good buddy " WESTY's " forgiveness !

    One can only do so much on the internet and there will be sacrifices !
    Like Hell there will Be?????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    [QUOTE=Westy;312019]
    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post

    Like Hell there will Be?????
    do you haftta yell so early in tha morning



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    [QUOTE=Holy Smokes;312039]
    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post

    do you haftta yell so early in tha morning
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Westy , where would we be without you around here ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , where would we be without you around here ?

    Practising more and more in the dungeon I guess??????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    What???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    What???????
    Why don't you mind your own Bussiness Nosey!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Why don't you mind your own Bussiness Nosey!!!!!
    You tell'em , Westy !

    Please pay no attention to this post if you have more adult beverages than my buddy Westy !


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    It's time , again !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Why don't you mind your own Bussiness Nosey!!!!!
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    This kind of hurt my feels


    Why ya gotta be so mean ya big bully

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
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    This kind of hurt my feels


    Why ya gotta be so mean ya big bully
    Sorry old mate
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Gator the land baron has got feelings !

    I mean just think how those Indians who had owned all that land must of though about land hungry folks such as buddy Gator ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Gator the land baron has got feelings !

    I mean just think how those Indians who had owned all that land must of though about land hungry folks such as buddy Gator ?
    Not since the frostbite in 92 all black and gone!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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