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    If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:


    1) Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
    2) Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
    3) Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
    4) Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
    5) Never say "Ive got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
    6) The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
    7) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win, ALWAYS CHEAT!!!!!
    8) Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
    9) If youre in a gun fight:
    a) If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
    b) If you're not loading, you should be movin,
    c) If you're not movin', you're dead.
    10) In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
    11) If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
    12) You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
    13) You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
    If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward to all you know.







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    Now here's a guy with style!!!!!!
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    I'm a shotgun man myself !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I'm a shotgun man myself !
    THUNDERBIRDS are GO!!!!!!! I don't care who you are this is



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    That's a Mossberg 590 , 9 shot , 12 ga. with a Red Dot site !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    THUNDERBIRDS are GO!!!!!!! I don't care who you are this is



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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I'm a shotgun man myself !

    didnt know you were a boy scout. did you get a merit badge in shot gun shooting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    That's a Mossberg 590 , 9 shot , 12 ga. with a Red Dot site !
    Please forgive me but I have never seen a get up likethe one your wearing there!!!!Is it a Scout uniform or !!I'm not trying to be a smartalex but serious i've never seen a uniform like yours What is it??????Nice shotgun wish the governmemnt would let me have one!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Please forgive me but I have never seen a get up likethe one your wearing there!!!!Is it a Scout uniform or !!I'm not trying to be a smartalex but serious i've never seen a uniform like yours What is it??????Nice shotgun wish the governmemnt would let me have one!!!!!
    Any knowledgeable US veteran would figure that uniform to be what it is , an American Legion ceremony uniform , the cap is standard American Legion !

    Either Longcut isn't a member or he might be joking with yours trully , either way is OK by me !

    That's why MIL wants me so bad !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Any knowledgeable US veteran would figure that uniform to be what it is , an American Legion ceremony uniform , the cap is standard American Legion !

    Either Longcut isn't a member or he might be joking with yours trully , either way is OK by me !

    That's why MIL wants me so bad !

    Now you know and you are v!
    no I'm not a member. 4 years of marching was enough for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    no I'm not a member. 4 years of marching was enough for me
    4 years , that's almost a lifetime to a 24 month active guy such as myself !

    I did do 12 years weekend warrior later on , so I'd get my fill !



    Now you know and you are !

    PS. I'm a 1st vice at my local post and the county adjutant , two officer positions in the Legion , this will be the only year for that !

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    Default For future reference?????

    PS. I'm a 1st vice at my local post and the county adjutant , two officer positions in the Legion , this will be the only year for that !

    So Shall i now address you as Sir or Captian Carpshooter?????

    Or just good old Mr Tracey??????
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    Hey you , works for yours trully , mate !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Hey you , works for yours trully , mate !

    Sir sounds good????? Sir SirSir
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    I'm not a member of the American Legion but I knew the uniform.

    Although I ve often thought about joining.

    I wouldn't trade my 6 years peace time service in the USMC for your 24 months anyday.



    By the way Carpy, the MIL said your kind of a handsome devil in your uniform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    I'm not a member of the American Legion but I knew the uniform.

    Although I ve often thought about joining.

    I wouldn't trade my 6 years peace time service in the USMC for your 24 months anyday.



    By the way Carpy, the MIL said your kind of a handsome devil in your uniform.
    I hated my time in the Corps , until I was in Nam where I felt safe and armed !

    Ask MIL if she wants to see me out of uniform now ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I hated my time in the Corps , until I was in Nam where I felt safe and armed !

    Ask MIL if she wants to see me out of uniform now ?


    All right now private pyle keep it in your pants!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    All right now private pyle keep it in your pants!!!!!!
    Always someone who has dirty thoughts , I ment that I got other getups to wear also , mate !

    ( this wave is for MIL )

    this one is for the rest of yous !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Always someone who has dirty thoughts , I ment that I got other getups to wear also , mate !

    ( this wave is for MIL )

    this one is for the rest of yous !
    I wonder if Smokes has worn his knees out for you bunch of heathens yet!!! Comeback Smokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I wonder if Smokes has worn his knees out for you bunch of heathens yet!!! Comeback Smokes
    I think good buddy Smokes has givin us up for " Lent " !

    This wave is for Smokes

    This is for the rest of yous

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