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    Default question of the day

    Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?"




    Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Ohh Dear and I like Beans
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    sooo your saying beans make a prostitute pregnant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shark3 View Post
    sooo your saying beans make a prostitute pregnant?
    Well were else do little ****'s come from????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Well were else do little ****'s come from????

    well now i didn't think of that nice one

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    Well I just had a beanie baby, the little stinker sounded so cute

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    Default New Question

    When a Cow laughs, Does Milk come up it's nose???
    We can't stop here!!! This is Bat Country!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawdog_20 View Post
    When a Cow laughs, Does Milk come up it's nose???
    No!!! Thats why hey have 2 stomichs don't you know???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    No!!! Thats why hey have 2 stomichs don't you know???
    The biggest Jokester on this site takes the wind out of my sails???

    I always thought they had 1 stomach w/ 4 digestive chambers...

    What kinda cows you got over there anyway westy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lawdog_20 View Post
    The biggest Jokester on this site takes the wind out of my sails???

    I always thought they had 1 stomach w/ 4 digestive chambers...

    What kinda cows you got over there anyway westy?
    The 2 stomich kind I think???? For once I think I might be mistaken and you are right!!!Imagine that????
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