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    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Default Your MIL

    Tell us what would your MIL do for five bucks then??????

    Serious what would she do????
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    Talking Here's what I think !

    I don't think that Gator's lovely MIL could see pass her bosom without slipting them puppies first and just look between them .

    I still bet she'd only be able to see limited view of what's going on , but she is good at getting dollars around here in " The Tall Corn State " at the t-shirt contests !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Tell us what would your MIL do for five bucks then??????

    Serious what would she do????

    SORRY. your to young to know things like that. lets just say you wont be able to walk for a few hours.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    SORRY. your to young to know things like that. lets just say you wont be able to walk for a few hours.
    I agree , that children should only be told , on a need to know basics only !


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    Default My mil doing backflips for Carpshooter?????

    My MIL was just hit on by Carpshooter!!!She was so inpressed that she started doing Cart wheels !!!!!Carpshooter this ones for you Old Mate!!Hope you like judy?????


    http://youtu.be/ormf6S5vGlA

    She likes you Old Son!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    My MIL was just hit on by Carpshooter!!!She was so inpressed that she started doing Cart wheels !!!!!Carpshooter this ones for you Old Mate!!Hope you like judy?????


    http://youtu.be/ormf6S5vGlA

    She likes you Old Son!!!!!!!
    What are you , her " BOY -TOY " or what ?

    At keast she knows the double wammey hand signal , that all of us " Christains " use !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    What are you , her " BOY -TOY " or what ?
    At keast she knows the double wammey hand signal , that all of us " Christains " use !


    She likes you Mate!!!! Your in like Flynn
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    Talking A little known fact !

    At least she's a blond !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    At least she's a blond !
    And a darn sight horner than that tart you had your photo with from Mathews?????? The hunter Shelia you know mindy or something?????
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    WOW what a hidden talent......I think?


    Wonder if there are other muscles she can control that well?

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    Im guessing yes i bet she could shoot a bow with that tummy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserker View Post
    Im guessing yes i bet she could shoot a bow with that tummy


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    Looking more like she could fletch arrows with that belly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    WOW what a hidden talent......I think?


    Wonder if there are other muscles she can control that well?

    in my fantasies yes
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    in my fantasies yes
    What else is going on ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    What else is going on ?
    easy killer, this isn't that kind of a forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Looking more like she could fletch arrows with that belly.
    I think she could strip those arrows too!!!!!!!!
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    Talking Here's what I think !

    MIL could do it better , no one would even pay attention to her stomach !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    MIL could do it better , no one would even pay attention to her stomach !
    Could she do it with her knorks??????? I'd even supply the Quarters to see that!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Could she do it with her knorks??????? I'd even supply the Quarters to see that!!!!!
    Maybe ! !!!!!!

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