03-08-2012, 05:32 PM #1
Americans Jeff and Jim are Siamese twins joined at the hip.
They walk into a bar in New York and order a couple of beers.
Barman serves them and asks, "You guys been on vacation yet?"
"We're off to Australia next week" says Jeff, "We go every year."
Barman says, "Australia's great; the culture, history, Westy."
Jeff replies "We don't go for that ; it's the only chance Jim gets to drive the car."I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.