Thread: My Wife
03-08-2012, 04:34 PM #1
My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out.
When finally the door swung open and she said, "Honestly, do I look fat in this?"
I replied, "Yes love, but to be fair, it's only a small bathroom.”I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
03-08-2012, 06:02 PM #2
That's funny you would'nt get away with that over here our ladies dont have too much of a sence of humor about the weight issue when i was married to the devil i told her her butt made her butt look big needless to say i saw very little of it for a while
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