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    Default The Scotish ????

    this joke is told with a Scotish Accent hence the spelling!!!!!!


    A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner.

    The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?

    The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinnae know what to do. Every time ma auld man comes home pished, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

    The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

    Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    She says: "Doctor that was a effin brilliant! Evrae time ma auld man came home pished, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once!

    Tell me Doc....wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"

    The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all…it's keeping your mouth shut and that does the trick...."
    Last edited by Westy; 03-27-2012 at 04:10 PM.
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