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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    He had his daughter pull him with her bike !




    She was pulling me along in the red wagon tied to the back of the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    She was pulling me along in the red wagon tied to the back of the bike.
    Don't get carpy started about is red radio flyer when he was a kid will Ya!!!!! we know the truck crashed and everyone including your cousins got one,here we go with that old chestnutt again!!!


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    Before i got a burley i used to pull my two oldest in the wagon behind my mtn bike one time i was pullin them and went up a driveway it was off camber enough the wagon tipped over and dumped my kids on their faces then the police pulled in to see if every thing was ok the next day i bought a burley:: embarassed::lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    She was pulling me along in the red wagon tied to the back of the bike.
    Rumor had it , that she was also your DD !

    You never share any of your beer with the rest of us , you just fill up you red wagon with PBRs and tell your daughter to pull you around , not sharing with the rest of us !

    Now we know !

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    MY WIFE'S VEHICLE HAS BEEN TOTALLED BY OUR INSURANCE !

    THEY ARE GOING TO PAY US A FAIR MARKET VALUE !

    I thought I'd let you all know as it's going to be car shopping time , as it's unbelieveable what a small fire can do !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    MY WIFE'S VEHICLE HAS BEEN TOTALLED BY OUR INSURANCE !

    THEY ARE GOING TO PAY US A FAIR MARKET VALUE !

    I thought I'd let you all know as it's going to be car shopping time , as it's unbelieveable what a small fire can do !
    Check out the new thread here!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Check out the new thread here!!!!
    I will mate , as I just got a new decoder ring in the mail , have to do a photo shoot of it , guess I'll go out and shoot the neighbor's dog or cat first to make a photo that only an Aussie would understand !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I will mate , as I just got a new decoder ring in the mail , have to do a photo shoot of it , guess I'll go out and shoot the neighbor's dog or cat first to make a photo that only an Aussie would understand !

    At last your geting with the program!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    At last your geting with the program!!!
    Amazing what a ring will do , just like " The Lord Of The Rings " movies !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Amazing what a ring will do , just like " The Lord Of The Rings " movies !
    Thank-you my precious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Thank-you my precious
    That ring will no doubt cause me to become nuts around here more !

    I have faith that Jesus will save me !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    That ring will no doubt cause me to become nuts around here more !

    I have faith that Jesus will save me !
    Good to here that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Good to here that
    Spomeone who goes back for 3rds of communion , must hear alot of things !






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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Spomeone who goes back for 3rds of communion , must hear alot of things !





    Yes I do!!!!! But I don't hang out with Sailors????
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    Yes I do!!!!! But I don't hang out with Sailors????
    You live on an island and you don't hang out with the " Popeyes " ?

    Me neither , buddy !

    Now you know and YOU ARE !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    You live on an island and you don't hang out with the " Popeyes " ?

    Me neither , buddy !

    Now you know and YOU ARE !
    i walked into a Bar and asked for a martinee!!!!They asked me did I fancy a Olive???I Said no but Popeye does!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    i walked into a Bar and asked for a martinee!!!!They asked me did I fancy a Olive???I Said no but Popeye does!!!!


    really?......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    really?......
    God bless you Mate to our Church
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    i walked into a Bar and asked for a martinee!!!!They asked me did I fancy a Olive???I Said no but Popeye does!!!!
    Westy , aren't there any cats, dogs , horses or whatever type of pets for you to check out in your neighborhood ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , aren't there any cats, dogs , horses or whatever type of pets for you to check out in your neighborhood ?

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    Bugger off MATE!!!!!
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