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    Default Poets Corner

    I'm going to start a poem and you write the next line!!!!Here Goes!!!


    Here I sit Broken Hearted
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I'm going to start a poem and you write the next line!!!!Here Goes!!!


    Here I sit Broken Hearted
    But I feel fine , cause I just farted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    But I feel fine , cause I just farted

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    Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

    And Got no Paper!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

    And Got no Paper!!!!
    Cause I'm singing to finish this dirty caper !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Cause I'm singing to finish this dirty caper !
    Bombing Runs I've done a Tonnes
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Join in someone it could be fun???/
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

    And Got no Paper!!!!
    Sounds like you have our janitor


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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserker View Post
    Sounds like you have our janitor


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    What the hell rimes with Janitor??????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post


    What the hell rimes with Janitor??????????
    Shmanitor... I thought you were a poet mister queens english


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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserker View Post
    Shmanitor... I thought you were a poet mister queens english


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    While writing this I realised Berserka is full of Shmanitor!!!!
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    Default hunting fishing truck poem

    throw my gun in the back of my truck
    With it I hope to kill a 12-point buck
    While in the woods, BANG! I see the deer fall
    I take him home, freeze the meat, and mount his horns on my wall

    I grab my pole and tackle box and head to the lake
    At this time in the morning, I feel barely awake
    There is no school today, Iím glad there is no class
    A mighty tug on my line, I hook a large mouth bass

    There is nothing like hunting; waiting for the kill
    Cutting and cleaning the meat my freezer Iíll soon fill
    Deer steaks and deer jerky have such a great taste
    And with his head on my wall nothing goes to waste

    I like fishing, fishing is fun
    Fishing underneath the rising sun
    I like catching the fish and putting them in a net
    Fish is a great dish when the table is set

    My truck is unstoppable; it canít beat
    I slam the door and strap myself in the seat
    I start the engine and press the gas to the floor
    My truck takes off and my engine lets out a roar

    I wouldnít be able to hunt or fish if it wasnít for my truck
    With it I carry poles, guns, and my fallen buck
    I pull my boat with my truck in four-wheel-drive
    At my destination I always arrive
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    I read this as i pissed though my morning wood and thought damn westy is good


    See im not full of shmanitor i too can rhyme but were workin with the presidents english here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserker View Post
    I read this as i pissed though my morning wood and thought damn westy is good


    See im not full of shmanitor i too can rhyme but were workin with the presidents english here


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    Damm that boy can Rhyme!!!Nice Work Beserka
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    I have a little Satnav

    It sits there in my car

    A Satnav is a driver's friend

    It tells you where you are



    I have a little Satnav

    I've had it all my life

    It does more than the normal one

    My Satnav is my wife



    It gives me full instructions

    On exactly how to drive

    "It's thirty miles an hour" it says

    "And you're doing thirty five"



    It tells me when to stop and start

    And when to use the brake

    And tells me that it's never ever

    Safe to overtake



    It tells me when a light is red

    And when it goes to green

    It seems to know instinctively

    Just when to intervene



    It lists the vehicles just in front

    It lists those to the rear

    And taking this into account

    It specifies my gear



    I'm sure no other driver

    Has so helpful a device

    For when we leave and lock the car

    It still gives its advice



    It fills me up with counselling

    Each journey's pretty fraught

    So why don't I exchange it

    And get a quieter sort?



    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house

    Makes sure I'm properly fed

    It washes all my shirts and things

    And - keeps me warm in bed!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I have a little Satnav

    It sits there in my car

    A Satnav is a driver's friend

    It tells you where you are



    I have a little Satnav

    I've had it all my life

    It does more than the normal one

    My Satnav is my wife



    It gives me full instructions

    On exactly how to drive

    "It's thirty miles an hour" it says

    "And you're doing thirty five"



    It tells me when to stop and start

    And when to use the brake

    And tells me that it's never ever

    Safe to overtake



    It tells me when a light is red

    And when it goes to green

    It seems to know instinctively

    Just when to intervene



    It lists the vehicles just in front

    It lists those to the rear

    And taking this into account

    It specifies my gear



    I'm sure no other driver

    Has so helpful a device

    For when we leave and lock the car

    It still gives its advice



    It fills me up with counselling

    Each journey's pretty fraught

    So why don't I exchange it

    And get a quieter sort?



    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house

    Makes sure I'm properly fed

    It washes all my shirts and things

    And - keeps me warm in bed!

    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Talking Here's what I think !

    It's amazing what cold PBRs , that no doubt were intended for yours trully , will do to an Aussie !

    Guess I'll be staying home , as no doubt Westy's fridge is empty !

    Don't worry , I'll get over it !


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    Woke up this mornin head was in a fog
    And just like westy i shot the neighbors dog
    Then i went to work to guide the retards
    Im sure glad the joint across the street serve cold pbrs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    It's amazing what cold PBRs , that no doubt were intended for yours trully , will do to an Aussie !

    Guess I'll be staying home , as no doubt Westy's fridge is empty !

    Don't worry , I'll get over it !

    I drank them all after lowering that Draw Bridge!!!
    It's Bloody Hard Work that!!!

    Now you know
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I drank them all after lowering that Draw Bridge!!!
    It's Bloody Hard Work that!!!

    Now you know
    I got the carpmoble ready for some taking of them underwater critters and beings that you are no doubt out of ice cold PBRs , I'm headed bowfishing after work , if it don't rain !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I got the carpmoble ready for some taking of them underwater critters and beings that you are no doubt out of ice cold PBRs , I'm headed bowfishing after work , if it don't rain !

    hopr it all goes well for you !!!! Can you eat them suckers????????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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