Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for
a field trip to the BRISBANE Racecourse. When it was time to take the
children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with
their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their
'pee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the
teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?'
'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help.'