God Bless little old ladies and Carpshooter!!!

It was a small town\Manning iowa and the patrolman was making his evening rounds..
As he was checking the Dodge car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a Dodge Journey SUV..

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought aCrossover /SUV Dodge Journey car here
we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

Is it here yet?????????