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    Talking A little known fact !

    I speak good English and it's still a blow j __ here !

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    were all married........no wonder nobody here knows what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Lets see if I can put this in terms a Aussie can understand.....................


    It's the same as a gobby...

    you mean like a turkey Slap!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    you mean like a turkey Slap!!!!!!
    Amazing what an Aussie will say !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Amazing what an Aussie will say !
    GiDay All About you come down under on the big bird from the bullaroo Old mate??????He's a sneaky fella that one Bro,were you bin lately anyways Mate ???You been out on the piss carpshooter for this blokes Birthday Mate????remember them fellas that live in theUnitrd Ststes???? Preaty hansome fellas those blokes Gatoreye and L.C Bloody nice fellas them !!!!

    Man Talking in American English is hard work for me sometimes,and your right I will say just about anything sometimes!!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Soon as I win the MEGA_Jack pot tonight I'll get us some plane tickets and head down with a PBR or two to share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Soon as I win the MEGA_Jack pot tonight I'll get us some plane tickets and head down with a PBR or two to share.
    Waiting at the Gold Coast Airport buddie!!!!! Australia-Hawahi on seroids!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Waiting at the Gold Coast Airport buddie!!!!! Australia-Hawahi on seroids!!!!
    If I win that 500 some million dollars I'm gonna buy your whole island.

    ok maybe not, in truth if I win that 500 some million dollars I'll probably be dead in a year by doing some stupid redneck trick. I might have to hire LC just to stand around and be a voice of reason. He could stand off to the side and evertime I come up with another hair brained idea he could say " Nope, I wouldn't do that if I was you"
    then I would look over at West-T hand him my beer and say "Hold my beer and watch this" (Carpy you wouldn't be there cause you would be on a bombing mission)

    Yeap.....I might not even make it 6 months I'm better off a poor workin stiff. Anybody want my tickets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    If I win that 500 some million dollars I'm gonna buy your whole island.

    ok maybe not, in truth if I win that 500 some million dollars I'll probably be dead in a year by doing some stupid redneck trick. I might have to hire LC just to stand around and be a voice of reason. He could stand off to the side and evertime I come up with another hair brained idea he could say " Nope, I wouldn't do that if I was you"
    then I would look over at West-T hand him my beer and say "Hold my beer and watch this" (Carpy you wouldn't be there cause you would be on a bombing mission)

    Yeap.....I might not even make it 6 months I'm better off a poor workin stiff. Anybody want my tickets?
    Ohhhhh Dear what would happen if you won a Billion then?????????The same thing only a billion times more rad!!!!At least somethings wouldn't change,Carppy would still be bombing berlin!!!!!!LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    At least somethings wouldn't change,Carppy would still be bombing berlin!!!!!!LOL
    Someone has got to do it , rich or not !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    If I win that 500 some million dollars I'm gonna buy your whole island.

    ok maybe not, in truth if I win that 500 some million dollars I'll probably be dead in a year by doing some stupid redneck trick. I might have to hire LC just to stand around and be a voice of reason. He could stand off to the side and evertime I come up with another hair brained idea he could say " Nope, I wouldn't do that if I was you"
    then I would look over at West-T hand him my beer and say "Hold my beer and watch this" (Carpy you wouldn't be there cause you would be on a bombing mission)

    Yeap.....I might not even make it 6 months I'm better off a poor workin stiff. Anybody want my tickets?

    you dont want to hire me. I would be beside you saying get out of the way I can do that.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Talking Here's what I think !

    Dream on , I'm still after a Mega Doe !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Dream on , I'm still after a Mega Doe !



    Just shoot two of them fun size deer, as gator calls em and you will have one big one.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Someone has got to do it , rich or not !

    Just so it's not in the shape of a Donut Carpy,I'll be happy for you!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by duanelane View Post
    Just shoot two of them fun size deer, as gator calls em and you will have one big one.........
    Some of my archery buddies might be there , and they remember those days when " YOURS TRULY " would have to have help and a one ton dually pickup with the 8 foot box with flare sides to haul away all the large does that I shot there at " Yellowsmoke " !

    I've shot some big female critters there !

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    Time to answer my questions again!!!!


    Why can't I get AC/DC on itunes?


    side note.....


    If I wore em, I would still drop my panties for AC/DC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Time to answer my questions again!!!!


    Why can't I get AC/DC on itunes?


    side note.....


    If I wore em, I would still drop my panties for AC/DC
    This is because there not sell outs!!!They got more money than the U.S and they market there own music still!!!!Bond scott forever!!!!!!
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    Yes I did get a few deer there and one was a Mega Doe !

    Just want you folks to know that !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Yes I did get a few deer there and one was a Mega Doe !

    Just want you folks to know that !

    Carpshooter Did













































    you actually hit one of those deers Mate????? Bugger me you have returned to hunting in 2012
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    Everyone did you here about CARPSHOOTER and his Doe

    http://youtu.be/mvph0eSb-Hg


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