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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Use your bathroom rather than the fridge for peeing , as doing that will spoil all your food ! ......::

    Now you know as no doubt the fridge is closer , at least Westy's is ! .........

    When I get loaded ,i sometimes get up during the night and the toilet light comes on all by it's self??????oppps thats the fridge not the john!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    When I get loaded ,i sometimes get up during the night and the toilet light comes on all by it's self??????oppps thats the fridge not the john!!!
    Westy don't drink the orange juice !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy don't drink the orange juice !

    Oh i thought it was jaffa flavor?????Opppss
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Our buddy Gator will be wonderring what ?

    Come Monday morning !


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    Well that certainly was a LOUD friday afternoon for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Well that certainly was a LOUD friday afternoon for me.
    The Roah was deafing!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Some folks here , need to move their fridges ! .........................................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Some folks here , need to move their fridges ! .........................................................
    No fridge was involved last friday.........a cute little thing in a short shorts brought all I needed.

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    Wheely , Gator has been thinking naughty again !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Wheely , Gator has been thinking naughty again !



    Don't tell my Dearest Wife

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    As I was watching the learning channel (outdoor channel)this weekend on the tube, they were hunting in the land down under.

    Our buddy West-T has been holding out on us once again. He has lead us all to believe all they had to hunt was kittty cats and camels.

    On this hunting show they were hunting water buffalo and scrub brush cattle with hunting bows. The scrub cattle look like T-bones there for the taking and the water buffalo, well they speak for themselves.

    So tell us West-T, why are you holding out on us on the real hunting available down under?

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    Westy is more of a backyard hunter ! ..........................

    He no doubt has taking many a cat to those oriental restaurants ! ..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    As I was watching the learning channel (outdoor channel)this weekend on the tube, they were hunting in the land down under.

    Our buddy West-T has been holding out on us once again. He has lead us all to believe all they had to hunt was kittty cats and camels.

    On this hunting show they were hunting water buffalo and scrub brush cattle with hunting bows. The scrub cattle look like T-bones there for the taking and the water buffalo, well they speak for themselves.

    So tell us West-T, why are you holding out on us on the real hunting available down under?
    he doesn't want any REAL competitive from his friends in the
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    Westy , this message is in code : 984756, 9987--,2#$*&= ))(*=-< @!^%$_)(IiuytMnss pohlkfiuysyttrreab/ '.?? ]]q=0-f b978djkkk bklogbnbn; 0oiuweryt; lkdb f 787860970 - ;LKLKJ /''A[POOE8T56&& v86, 0923 pioiy mjnunrbvy -++ 7%#!&^&()_KJUYGRF =)_)099


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    As I was watching the learning channel (outdoor channel)this weekend on the tube, they were hunting in the land down under.

    Our buddy West-T has been holding out on us once again. He has lead us all to believe all they had to hunt was kittty cats and camels.

    On this hunting show they were hunting water buffalo and scrub brush cattle with hunting bows. The scrub cattle look like T-bones there for the taking and the water buffalo, well they speak for themselves.

    So tell us West-T, why are you holding out on us on the real hunting available down under?
    I Have said it repeatidly get your Asses down here and we'll have the time of your life!!!Tell me me when and i'll be waiting at the Airport!!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I Have said it repeatidly get your Asses down here and we'll have the time of your life!!!Tell me me when and i'll be waiting at the Airport!!!!!!

    soon as I win the lottery we will all be there.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    I Have said it repeatidly get your Asses down here and we'll have the time of your life!!!Tell me me when and i'll be waiting at the Airport!!!!!!
    I got a few more years before I can make it. But once my last one turns 18, boot out the door and I'll start my hunting Oz savings account!

    it's on my list of things to do.......that's why I'm always watchin for programs about down under........I want to do the whole tour!

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    That Westy's translater decoder ring must be with his man-card and now his wife may be able to read that message !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , this message is in code : 984756, 9987--,2#$*&= ))(*=-< @!^%$_)(IiuytMnss pohlkfiuysyttrreab/ '.?? ]]q=0-f b978djkkk bklogbnbn; 0oiuweryt; lkdb f 787860970 - ;LKLKJ /''A[POOE8T56&& v86, 0923 pioiy mjnunrbvy -++ 7%#!&^&()_KJUYGRF =)_)099

    Sorry to hear this Pucky!!!I was unaware you had Homosexual Tendency's!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Sorry to hear this Pucky!!!I was unaware you had Homosexual Tendency's!!!!!


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    Let the boss in that family decde it than !




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