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Thread: the redneck way

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    Senior Member longcut36's Avatar
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    Default the redneck way


    1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

    3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


    Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
    more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

    Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

    I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
    all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. Be right back.

    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    Senior Member rage-it's Avatar
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    Lol good one

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