A doctor in Duluth Minnesota � wanted to get

Off work and go hunting, so he

Approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns

The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of

Three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'

Asks the doctor.


'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.


'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,

Taking off everything including

Her panties and lies

Down on the table and shouts:

HELP ME - I haven't
Seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,

What did you do?' asks the doctor.
J
'I put eye drops in her eyes!!
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