08-15-2012, 08:29 AM #1
A doctor in Duluth Minnesota � wanted to get
Off work and go hunting, so he
Approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns
The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of
Three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
Taking off everything including
Her panties and lies
Down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't
Seen a man in over two years!!'
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put eye drops in her eyes!!
Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.
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