Thread: Down under Bow Comp!!!!!!
02-04-2013, 07:03 AM #1
Down under Bow Comp!!!!!!
Last Sunday as i mentioned I won the MBO leg of or Club Comp what i failed to mention was a little incident that happened on the 13th target!!!!!! Scarry as Hell!!!!
As we walked up to the 13th pin to shoot Big Richard says hey looky there a snake!!We all freeze and sure enough is a 7' Coastal Taipan about 20' in front of us crusing across out shooting lane????? It Stops and trys to hide so at this point Oldskool(Peter) and myself decide it might be fun to take a closer look,Me armed with a football size rock and walking behind Oldskool head on in for a closer look!!!At this time he decides he's going to have a closer look also so he turns and heads straight in towards us at about 10' away he stoops and raises his head for a better look????At this time i throw the rock at the little Bastard and miss and the rock lands just behind him and he,s off straight in our direction!!!At this point I'm doing my Best Forrest Gump and I was running with old skool close on my heals we do the 100 in 8sec flat and as we run past Blakey and Big Richard they say nice one Westy Dickhead!!!LOL Blakey said io didn't know Fat kids could run so fast as he overtakes me!!!! So we stop after about 50' and check out were this arehole has gone and sure as one thing he's headed toward another group of shooters!!!We call out look out there's a 7' tripwire headed your way Mate nad they see him!!!Roman one of the guys screams like a little girl and heads for the hills along with john and some new guy!!!Funny as hell!!!! the last we saw of him he was 2' of him slithering under a old stump that had been pushed up by the dozers while clearing!!!! For the next 4 targets I got a 6' stick with a twig on the end and everytime someone went to shoot I'd run the twigg up his leg and it Bloody Funny to see a grown man trying to stand up with both his legs in the air!!!! Arrows that were lost after that were and will never be recovered ever LOL
For the uneducated a Taipan is the most Deadly snake on the planet and shouldn't be taken lightly,but as mumma used to say Boys will be Boys!!!!! So who wants to come target shooting with Westy next week Anyone?????
These things are seriouslly dangerous you get about 30min tops with the right medical help before your Dead!!!!
Last edited by Westy; 02-04-2013 at 07:15 AM.I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
02-04-2013, 09:11 AM #2
So do all you Aussie's have two part nicknames?
02-04-2013, 03:51 PM #3
No we just have the coolest nicknames!!! In Australia your nick name would be stubbie????LOL
Heres oldskool and Big Dick
Oldschool is 54 and shoots a 1990 pse while big dick is 6'9" tall and weights alittle over 130kgs thats a Apex 8 in his hands in this photo!! Anyways how is Westy or Blakey a 2 stage name????????=============================================================I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
02-05-2013, 08:00 AM #4
You two got cheated.........I would ask for a new name
Maybe like West- T....kind of like Ice Tee without the attitude and the piercings
02-05-2013, 03:42 PM #5
02-08-2013, 10:33 PM #6
Here's what I think !
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