03-10-2013, 11:42 AM #1
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "email@example.com" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; BRAY@firstcentury.com; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Sent: Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:41 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: FW: The Atheist
From: Pam Stowers
Date: Mar 7, 2013 9:42:28 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: The Atheist
From: "David Farley"
Date: Mar 3, 2013 5:27:35 PM
Subject: FW: The Atheist
To: "David Farley" <email@example.com>
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
to strike him.
Instantly, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'
'Am I to count you as a believer?'
The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'
'Very well', said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.'Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.
sent using my keyboard and two fingers
03-24-2013, 04:59 AM #2
Old Mate I just loveit love it love itI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.