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    From: Pam Stowers
    Date: Mar 7, 2013 9:42:28 AM
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    From: "David Farley"
    Date: Mar 3, 2013 5:27:35 PM
    Subject: FW: The Atheist
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    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!'
    'What powerful rivers!'
    'What beautiful animals!'
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
    bushes behind him.

    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
    saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

    He tripped & fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
    top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
    to strike him.

    Instantly, the Atheist cried out:
    'Oh my God!'

    Time stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
    and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

    'Am I to count you as a believer?'

    The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
    but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

    'Very well', said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
    dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &

    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty
    through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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