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    I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    [QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    [QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
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    Hang-on I mean 6 Sorry!!!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    [QUOTE=longcut36;336763][QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    Last edited by longcut36; 03-07-2013 at 11:08 AM.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    [QUOTE=Westy;336801]1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell
    19 forgot contact lens
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    [QUOTE=longcut36;336811][QUOTE=Westy;336801]1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell
    19 forgot contact lens
    20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one
    21
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

    sent using my keyboard and two fingers

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    I think someone here , is hitting the sauce alittle too much again !


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    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell
    19 forgot contact lens
    20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one
    21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off!!!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Does any sane person ever read any of that crap ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Does any sane person ever read any of that crap ?

    no. thats why you are here.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    no. thats why you are here.
    I'm just trying to fit in here !

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    And Who are you calling Sane????????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    And Who are you calling Sane????????
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    [QUOTE=Westy;336826]1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun in my eyes
    3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
    4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
    5 I just plain out suck.
    6 stars not align right.
    7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
    8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
    9 wrong release.
    10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
    11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
    12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
    13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
    14 arrow rest loose
    15 sight loose
    16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
    17 girl in short shorts distracted me
    18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell
    19 forgot contact lens
    20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one
    21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off
    22 worried about Gator
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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