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    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
    "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team
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    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them
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    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club
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    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

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    now thats a funny one! i can always use a good joke
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    ohhhh thats bad, funny though....

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    I was at the range last night and as I left I said I guess I'd go home and make the wife mad. On of the guys setting there said the week before had been his 20th aniversary. He said he told his wife that he was going to take her to Paris, France for her aniversary. She got excited and said "Oh Honey, Really?" He said "sure, and I'll come back and get ya on our 50th". I know how that would have went over at my house. This was a very brave man!!
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    Too Funny!!!


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    good laughs are sometimes hard to come by on other archery sites, glad to see everyone getting along.....
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