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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefteye View Post
    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?

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    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    Last edited by Lefteye; 01-20-2007 at 11:20 PM. Reason: to add

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    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    67- range finder not working
    68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
    69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
    70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!

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    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    67- range finder not working
    68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
    69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
    70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
    71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop
    Last edited by Lefteye; 01-21-2007 at 02:48 AM. Reason: needs editing

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    72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clover & Oats View Post
    72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
    this is going to work out great, see how much time you saved by calling out the numbers. could also be used as and archery aid. when you goof up, look though the excuses,find out what happened and correct it.

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    73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
    74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
    75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
    74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
    75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
    That's funny!!!!!!


    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clover & Oats View Post
    That's funny!!!!!!


    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
    you might want to get some of those little blue pills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clover & Oats View Post
    That's funny!!!!!!


    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
    no..... its....... now I am really overtired
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    you might want to get some of those little blue pills.
    that would bring up a whole nother bag of excuses......
    the little blue pill got caught in my throat, now i have a stiff neck......

    that damb blue pill now I am getting stabilizer/"package" interferance.....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..


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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post
    77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    I shoot in a league where the heat for the place is a wood stove, its on one side of the range.....well this guy shows up to shoot and chooses to stand on that side of the range.....well he is continually shooting to the left.....he starts holloring that the heat from the wood stove is throwing off his shots.....well we laughed so hard, it was the first and last time he ever shot the league....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Now the more honest ones:
    78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised

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    79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point

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    checking out the chic at the pool
    annon. /freind of lefteye says thats what happened. true

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    wow list of good things their that ive had happen or put blame on...... 1,2,5,6,7,8,13,14,17,24,44 and 50 so far........ so much for this being easy!!! good stuff peeps!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefteye View Post
    checking out the chic at the pool
    annon. /freind of lefteye says thats what happened. true
    80-checking out the chick at the pool

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    81-snake fell out of tree.
    this really happened.2 years ago we were waiting for the group in front of us to shoot. all of a sudden a tree rat went crazy in a big tall hickory. we looked up and a big black snake was falling out of the tree. hit about 8 feet to the right of us. needless to say, we checked the trees after that.

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