Thread: Marriage summed up!
08-15-2013, 10:03 PM #1
Marriage summed up!
A fellow has his wedding tackle mangled in a work accident and is rushed to hospital where he is told by the surgeon that his member is too badly damaged to be saved.
The surgeon then goes on to say that with the latest technology they can build him a new one, but the replacements are not cheap. It will cost you $10,000 for the small, $15,000 for the medium, or $20,000 for the large.
The patient says he'll have to phone his wife to see which one they can afford so the surgeon waits while the call is made.
After the patient hangs up, the surgeon says "well, what's it to be, small, medium, or large"?
The downcast looking patient says "none....we're going to get a new kitchen".I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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