Thread: Ammo Shortage
02-20-2014, 03:55 PM #1
Ammo is getting scarce!
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Or should I have asked "Show Us Your 9mm's"I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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