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    hope you guys are getting a laugh out of these.....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    For sale polish revolver...only used once...
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    the last one for a while.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post
    For sale polish revolver...only used once...
    hey this needs to go in classifieds.....
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    Oh My Lord...
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    Did ya ever???
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    CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
    1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
    Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
    Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the kitty
    - can I have a chocolate - why is France so far away?

    10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Nursery Rhymes - for Big Kids



    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little bastard .



    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.



    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.



    SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
    "What have you got there?"
    Said the Pie man unto Simon,
    "Pies, you dumb #$%!"


    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings' horses,
    And all the kings' men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.


    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.


    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.



    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad........
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    lmao good stuff here guys, i love the truck one with the pic on the side....omg that guys got some nerv driving that thing around........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENTin January 2009

    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
    first night in the White House. She has waited so long......
    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"

    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Jefferson says,

    "Listen to the people."
    "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
    Lincoln says,

    "Go to the theater."
    Oh how true. I was able to read this one and a few others.



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    Billy Bob and John are driving down the backroads in the middle of knowhere in Tennessee and they come upon this sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Well they both decide that they need to help this sheep. John gets out and walks down by the sheep and starts thinking this sheep doesn't look too bad. So with the sheep's head stuck in the fence he pulls his pants down and starts going to town on the sheep. After a few minutes he looks up at Billy Bob and tells him to come on down, this is some pretty good stuff. So Billy Bob walks down and sticks his head in the fence.
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    STATE OF NEW YORK

    Department of Motor Vehicles




    One Harriman Plaza Albany, New York

    Date: September 15, 2006

    To: All Owners of Motor Vehicles Registered in the State of New York
    All New York Dealers of New and Used Motor Vehicles
    All New York Law Enforcement Personnel


    From: Gerald M. Mazzo

    Re: Amendment to HRVM 265:114A (Section 2)

    Effective January 1, 2007, all motor vehicles sold in New York State will be required to have a headlight dimmer switch mounted on the floorboard of the vehicle. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position to allow operation by pressing the switch with the left foot. The switch must be located far enough from the foot pedals to avoid inadvertent operation of the foot pedals.

    Effective March 1, 2007, all motor vehicles with steering column mounted dimmer switches must be retro-fitted with a floorboard mounted dimmer switch of the type described above. Owners of registered motor vehicles who fail to comply with the requirements shall be subject to a maximum fine of $100.00.

    Effective March 1, 2007, lack of compliance will be reason for failure of the annual New York State Motor Vehicle Safety Inspection.

    It is recognized that this requirement will cause some hardship for the motoring public. However, this amendment was enacted in the interest of public safety. A 1993 study conducted by the New York State Registry of Motor Vehicles entitled: Initiation Sequence to New York State Nighttime Highway Traffic Accidents, revealed that 93% of all New York State nighttime highway accidents are caused by polish drivers who get their foot caught in the steering wheel while attempting to operate the headlight dimmer switch. It is hoped that relocating the dimmer switch to the floorboard will result in a decrease of such accidents

    Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post
    STATE OF NEW YORK

    Department of Motor Vehicles




    One Harriman Plaza Albany, New York

    Date: September 15, 2006

    To: All Owners of Motor Vehicles Registered in the State of New York
    All New York Dealers of New and Used Motor Vehicles
    All New York Law Enforcement Personnel


    From: Gerald M. Mazzo

    Re: Amendment to HRVM 265:114A (Section 2)

    Effective January 1, 2007, all motor vehicles sold in New York State will be required to have a headlight dimmer switch mounted on the floorboard of the vehicle. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position to allow operation by pressing the switch with the left foot. The switch must be located far enough from the foot pedals to avoid inadvertent operation of the foot pedals.

    Effective March 1, 2007, all motor vehicles with steering column mounted dimmer switches must be retro-fitted with a floorboard mounted dimmer switch of the type described above. Owners of registered motor vehicles who fail to comply with the requirements shall be subject to a maximum fine of $100.00.

    Effective March 1, 2007, lack of compliance will be reason for failure of the annual New York State Motor Vehicle Safety Inspection.

    It is recognized that this requirement will cause some hardship for the motoring public. However, this amendment was enacted in the interest of public safety. A 1993 study conducted by the New York State Registry of Motor Vehicles entitled: Initiation Sequence to New York State Nighttime Highway Traffic Accidents, revealed that 93% of all New York State nighttime highway accidents are caused by polish drivers who get their foot caught in the steering wheel while attempting to operate the headlight dimmer switch. It is hoped that relocating the dimmer switch to the floorboard will result in a decrease of such accidents

    Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.
    you acctually had me going there for a second....forgot this was the funny thread.....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    you acctually had me going there for a second....forgot this was the funny thread.....
    The first time I read it, it had me going too...


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    Hint: You don't need a background check to buy one of them...
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    Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and
    his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I
    expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
    flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

    The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a
    couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
    small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the
    wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
    house.

    She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Mark is not yet able to have visitors....
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    Subject: Menopause jewelry


    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
    bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
    turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    ****** red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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    AMY IS A 7year old girl whi lives with her mother
    one day in school the teacher gives them an asignment to find out there mothers age hight weight .
    so the little girl goes home and askes her mother her age height and weight and her mother will not give her the information .so the little girl keeps buging her but the mother will not give in.this goes on for hours . when the mothers boy friend comes over he hears what is going on and tells the little girl to get her mothers driver lisions all the information is on it .
    the mother notices the little girl has'nt bothered her in awhile so she goes to investigate. the little girl is pissed by now. so the mother asked if everything was all wright the little girl says yes .Iknow you weigh 130 lbs 5ft4in tall 27years old and I ALSO KNOW WHY DADDY LEFT YOU
    YOU GOT AN F IN SEX!!!!

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to show the deer how its done

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    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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