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    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
    inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
    nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the
    nuts.

    "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came
    riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard
    voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure
    enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
    He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.

    Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
    "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan
    and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

    The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
    When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
    Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
    one for me..."

    The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see
    if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence,
    yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped
    the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get
    a glimpse of the Lord.

    At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go
    get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." They say the old man
    made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike !
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    thats a pretty good one

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    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
    inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
    nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the
    nuts.

    "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came
    riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard
    voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure
    enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
    He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.

    Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
    "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan
    and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

    The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
    When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
    Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
    one for me..."

    The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see
    if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence,
    yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped
    the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get
    a glimpse of the Lord.

    At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go
    get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." They say the old man
    made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike !





    Now that will really PREACH!! HS



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    That is some funny **** there
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    Thats a pretty good one!!!!!!
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