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    Wink Excuses

    Since 3D season is upon us I just thought I'd recompile the list and bring it back up to the top...


    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    13- sun got in my eyes
    14- too windy
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- strand broke in string
    21- serving to loose
    22- serving to tight
    23-string streched
    24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    25-I have on the wrong glasses
    26-I forget my glasses
    27 I just plain out suck
    28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    29-I dont have time to pratice
    30- I'm to stessed out at work
    31-Just trying to scare that little one away
    32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
    33-release set to fast
    34-release set to slow
    35- this release sucks
    36-gnat got in eye
    37- bug on glasses
    38-bug in ear
    39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
    40-four rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
    41-My cell phone rang
    42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
    43- the point was loose
    44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
    45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
    46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
    47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
    48- ...you hear that?
    49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
    50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
    51-My bowstring musta streched
    52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop
    53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....
    54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......
    55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me
    56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????
    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    67- range finder not working
    68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
    69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
    70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
    71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop
    72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
    73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
    74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
    75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
    77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
    78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised
    79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point
    80-checking out the chick at the pool
    81-snake fell out of tree.
    82- my peep turned
    83- target was in a dark hole
    84- sight pin bent
    85- That was a huge buck!!!!


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    #86 only had the new bow less than 24 hours..... that was mine today....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    #86 only had the new bow less than 24 hours..... that was mine today....
    I thought yours today was "my sight tape is definately off".


    The one I use the most is "I suck"..
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post
    Since 3D season is upon us I just thought I'd recompile the list and bring it back up to the top...


    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    13- sun got in my eyes
    14- too windy
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- strand broke in string
    21- serving to loose
    22- serving to tight
    23-string streched
    24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    25-I have on the wrong glasses
    26-I forget my glasses
    27 I just plain out suck
    28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    29-I dont have time to pratice
    30- I'm to stessed out at work
    31-Just trying to scare that little one away
    32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
    33-release set to fast
    34-release set to slow
    35- this release sucks
    36-gnat got in eye
    37- bug on glasses
    38-bug in ear
    39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
    40-four rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
    41-My cell phone rang
    42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
    43- the point was loose
    44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
    45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
    46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
    47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
    48- ...you hear that?
    49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
    50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
    51-My bowstring musta streched
    52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop
    53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....
    54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......
    55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me
    56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????
    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
    64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65-contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    67- range finder not working
    68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
    69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
    70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
    71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop
    72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
    73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
    74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
    75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
    77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
    78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised
    79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point
    80-checking out the chick at the pool
    81-snake fell out of tree.
    82- my peep turned
    83- target was in a dark hole
    84- sight pin bent
    85- That was a huge buck!!!!


    UMMMMMMMMMMM, 27 "I just plain out suck" sounds like a legitimate reason to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    I thought yours today was "my sight tape is definately off".


    The one I use the most is "I suck"..
    so I am using 2 different ones, whats the problem
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    so I am using 2 different ones, whats the problem
    I didn't know we were aloud more than one a day.....

    Wait till I get out on the course again. I just printed these off and I'm gonna just throw one out there every 5 or 10 minutes and mark them off as I go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    I didn't know we were aloud more than one a day

    Wait till I get out on the course again. I just printed these off and I'm gonna just throw one out there every 5 or 10 minutes and mark them off as I go.
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Glad to see this is back up, I bet we could add another 80 some when the 3d season is over and deer hunting starts back up. Oh, by the way only 6 more months till deer season here in Illinois. four more weeks until I can start chasing turkeys since I drew third season.
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    Let's see today I had a couple 1's, a couple 17's and a 23...


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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post
    Let's see today I had a couple 1's, a couple 17's and a 23...


    liar.....its cuz you shoot a Darton....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    27 and 63 are the ones I use the most!
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    How about I was busy making out with the bear target and my mind was'nt on the shot??


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    How about I was busy making out with the bear target and my mind was'nt on the shot??
    or mounting my beaver???
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    or mounting my beaver???
    I really did'nt want to go there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    I really did'nt want to go there.
    why not?........
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOWMAN View Post
    or mounting my beaver???
    I use to work on a christmas tree farm when i was in high school. One day at lunch we were asking our boss about all the different wild game he had eaten in his life. He said beaver with barbeque sauce was pretty good. Hope that doesn't put a bad picture in your head.
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    oh lord.......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    #87- dang arrow lube, makes my arrows fly to fast. shoots hi.

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    88-with these new shoes I cant get my form right.
    89-for redneck shooters .I shouldnt have wore shoes today.

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    90-should have took my medication this morning. watch me,you might have to hold me down.
    91-I think I took my medication twice this morning. how many targets is out there.

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