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    I think one of the splinters I got from riding the pine is infected

    My head is too cold to shoot

    and my personal favorite...

    That target was setup for right handed shooters only!
    No I'm not dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredly View Post
    I think one of the splinters I got from riding the pine is infected

    My head is too cold to shoot

    and my personal favorite...

    That target was setup for right handed shooters only!
    Now that ones a classic

    95. Mosquito was buzzing my ear.

    96. I ate too many donuts before the shoot.

    97. I can't stop laughing some fool is making out with a bear.

    98. I have a headache(wait only the girls can use that one).

    99. Forgot to remove my propod.

    100. I think the trees are against me (cause that branch was'nt there before the shot).


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    hey I knew we could get a 100. now lets go for 150. I know there is a few more we havent heard.

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    #101...you mean that wasnt a bull on that tree???
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    my buddy forgot to remove his propod twice. didnt make a bit of differnce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    my buddy forgot to remove his propod twice. didnt make a bit of differnce.
    yeah but it voided the warrenty on the propod.......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    102. My arrow was bent

    103. These dang blazers don't fly like my feathers did

    104. Smokes cursed my arrows

    105. I'm winning by so much that I figured I'd throw that one to give you guys a chance to catch up

    106. The field points don't fly like my broadheads do

    107. The forest is haunted

    108. Whose dog just attacked me and tried to steal my arrows?

    109. Sorry I was thinking about my trip to Kmart

    110. I bought my bow from Walmart
    No I'm not dead

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    111. This dang drop away rest..........hey Ed you seen my WB??

    112. I forgot to take off my sunglasses.

    113. But I'm shooting with my non-dominant eye.

    114. Sorry but I really need a bowel movement.

    115. Oh crap I forgot to take my wristwatch off.


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    no. 115 is only good during daylight save time.

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    116. I'm still waiting on my 3dshoots.com hat that Chris is getting me.
    No I'm not dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredly View Post
    102. My arrow was bent

    103. These dang blazers don't fly like my feathers did

    104. Smokes cursed my arrows

    105. I'm winning by so much that I figured I'd throw that one to give you guys a chance to catch up

    106. The field points don't fly like my broadheads do

    107. The forest is haunted

    108. Whose dog just attacked me and tried to steal my arrows?

    109. Sorry I was thinking about my trip to Kmart

    110. I bought my bow from Walmart
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    Better be good ta lo Smokes!

    117.Had ta keep an eye on D he'd tipped tha bottle to much
    118. Boy I sure have put on a lot of wieght
    119. Man my eyes ain't what they use ta be
    120. My buddy's estimation was way off
    121. knew better than ta trust him
    122. those boy's sure were short steppin
    123. Is my range finder broke
    124. D was makin fun of ma axcent agen.



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    How about held there shot there, dummy
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    125 wife/girl friend mad at me, think she sabotaged bow.
    126 earths magnetic flux is pulling my arrows to the right.
    127 stars not aligned right,should have stayed home
    128 cant shoot today I forgot my lucky charm.

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    129 these new teeth changed my anchor point. (older guys only)

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    #130 you cant fish in a full moon why would you think you can 3d
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    I need to borrow this list...
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    Archers Against Lame Eecuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackArcher View Post
    I need to borrow this list...
    for this new organization
    A.A.L.E (ALE)

    Archers Against Lame Eecuses.
    I prefer my orginazation EFLA

    Excuses For Lame Archers.....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    #131 My other personality would have pinwheeled that target
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clover & Oats View Post
    #131 My other personality would have pinwheeled that target
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    here is the full edited list....

    1- Dropped bow arm
    2- punched release
    3- insect repellent makes me see double
    4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
    5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
    6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
    7- Jumped the string
    8- Hit my coat sleeve
    9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
    10- My arrows are cheep
    11- I blinked
    12- My bow sucks
    13- sun got in my eyes
    14- too windy
    15- hit my hand climber
    16- boot squeaked
    17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
    18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
    19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
    20- strand broke in string
    21- serving to loose
    22- serving to tight
    23- string streched
    24- this group I'm shooting with bugs me
    25- I have on the wrong glasses
    26- I forget my glasses
    27 I just plain out suck
    28- if I had a sponser I could shoot better
    29- I dont have time to pratice
    30- I'm to stessed out at work
    31- Just trying to scare that little one away
    32- Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
    33- release set to fast
    34- release set to slow
    35- this release sucks
    36- gnat got in eye
    37- bug on glasses
    38- bug in ear
    39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
    40- four rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
    41- My cell phone rang
    42- the arrow nock musta been cracked
    43- the point was loose
    44- I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
    45- pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
    46- should have bought the other brand of bow.
    47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
    48- ...you hear that?
    49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
    50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
    51- My bowstring musta streched
    52- This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop
    53- Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....
    54- what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......
    55- The glare off that guys head was blinding me
    56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????
    57- I am a lover not a killer....
    58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
    59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
    60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
    61- was that you?
    62- my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
    63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
    64- cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
    65- contact lens in upside down?
    66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
    67- range finder not working
    68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
    69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
    70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
    71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop
    72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
    73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
    74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
    75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
    76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
    77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
    78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised
    79- had a tooth pulled change anchor point
    80- checking out the chick at the pool
    81- snake fell out of tree.
    82- my peep turned
    83- target was in a dark hole
    84- sight pin bent
    85- That was a huge buck!!!!
    86- only had the new bow less than 24 hours
    87- dang arrow lube, makes my arrows fly to fast. shoots hi.
    88- with these new shoes I cant get my form right.
    89- for redneck shooters .I shouldnt have wore shoes today.
    90- should have took my medication this morning. watch me,you might have to hold me down.
    91- I think I took my medication twice this morning. how many targets is out there.
    92- I think one of the splinters I got from riding the pine is infected
    93- My head is too cold to shoot
    94- That target was setup for right handed shooters only!
    95- Mosquito was buzzing my ear.
    96- I ate too many donuts before the shoot.
    97- I can't stop laughing some fool is making out with a bear.
    98- I have a headache(wait only the girls can use that one).
    99- Forgot to remove my propod.
    100- I think the trees are against me (cause that branch was'nt there before the shot).
    101- you mean that wasnt a bull on that tree???
    102- My arrow was bent
    103- These dang blazers don't fly like my feathers did
    104- Smokes cursed my arrows
    105- I'm winning by so much that I figured I'd throw that one to give you guys a chance to catch up
    106- The field points don't fly like my broadheads do
    107- The forest is haunted
    108- Whose dog just attacked me and tried to steal my arrows?
    109- Sorry I was thinking about my trip to Kmart
    110- I bought my bow from Walmart
    111. This dang drop away rest..........hey Ed you seen my WB??
    112- I forgot to take off my sunglasses.
    113- But I'm shooting with my non-dominant eye.
    114- Sorry but I really need a bowel movement.
    115- Oh crap I forgot to take my wristwatch off.
    116- I'm still waiting on my 3dshoots.com hat that Chris is getting me.
    117- Had ta keep an eye on D he'd tipped tha bottle to much
    118- Boy I sure have put on a lot of wieght
    119- Man my eyes ain't what they use ta be
    120- My buddy's estimation was way off
    121- knew better than ta trust him
    122- those boy's sure were short steppin
    123- Is my range finder broke
    124- D was makin fun of ma axcent agen.
    125- wife/girl friend mad at me, think she sabotaged bow.
    126- earths magnetic flux is pulling my arrows to the right.
    127- stars not aligned right,should have stayed home
    128- cant shoot today I forgot my lucky charm.
    129- these new teeth changed my anchor point. (older guys only)
    130- you cant fish in a full moon why would you think you can 3d
    131- My other personality would have pinwheeled that target
    Last edited by BUNNYMAN; 06-04-2007 at 08:54 PM.
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