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    Senior Member Southernfryedyankee's Avatar
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    Default I would like to celebrate my senior membership with a joke.

    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
    standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
    "My name is Carmen," she told him.
    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
    most - cars and men."
    "What's your name?" she asked.
    "Beertits," he said
    Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    Congrats Senior Member! Here's your sign.

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    are u a fat boy? kbohunt's Avatar
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    Default funny

    Quote Originally Posted by nylouie516 View Post
    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
    standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
    "My name is Carmen," she told him.
    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
    most - cars and men."
    "What's your name?" she asked.
    "Beertits," he said
    Now thats funny,but you gotta find a name for that monkey,he's a member to.
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    Default Awesome...

    That was funny.

    Dude, congrats and your jokes rawk man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nylouie516 View Post
    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
    standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
    "My name is Carmen," she told him.
    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
    most - cars and men."
    "What's your name?" she asked.
    "Beertits," he said
    Well nice to meet you my name is "Archerydonut"


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