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    Default One of my favorite jokes of all time.

    An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong with them . After the exam, the doctor says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing notes to help you remember things."

    That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair. His wife says, "Where are you going?" He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water." She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?" He says, "All right." She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?" He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream." She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?" He says, "All right." She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?" He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."


    Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at him and says, "Where the hell is my damn toast."
    Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nylouie516 View Post
    An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong with them . After the exam, the doctor says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing notes to help you remember things."

    That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair. His wife says, "Where are you going?" He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water." She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?" He says, "All right." She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?" He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream." She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?" He says, "All right." She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?" He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."


    Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at him and says, "Where the hell is my damn toast."

    I cut things up and split them down!

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    And my donut gotta have a donut with my eggs.


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