Thread: I would have done the same thing
04-17-2007, 08:37 AM #1
I would have done the same thing
A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back."
Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.
04-17-2007, 02:38 PM #2
And everybody was happy in the end....................well except the donkey.
04-17-2007, 06:02 PM #3
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not to be nit-picking but 500 x 2 = 1000
$1000 - 2 = 998! not 898
04-18-2007, 12:26 AM #4
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