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    Default Things that make you think

    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

    Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there.

    I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.’

    So what’s the speed of dark?

    After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

    Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

    If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

    I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

    Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

    If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

    Isn’t Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp to have an ’s’ in it?

    How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

    If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

    Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

    Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

    Why do banks charge you a ‘non-sufficient funds’ fee on money they already know that you don’t have?

    If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

    What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

    Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

    When two aeroplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It
    sounds like a near hit to me!

    Do fish get cramps after eating?

    Why are there five syllables in the word ‘monosyllabic’? (I know your counting)

    Why do scientists call it ‘research’ when they are looking for something new?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

    Why is it that when a door is open, it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?

    Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

    Why do we wait until a pig is dead to ‘cure’ it?

    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

    Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

    Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs its ‘4s’?

    What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

    If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

    Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?

    Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

    Do married people live longer than single people do, or does it just SEEM longer?

    I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

    If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

    Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

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    hmmmmm very perplexing ttt.
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    Why is it windshield wipers always start to streak right at eye level?
    Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

    The greatest thing I had accomplished in my life was serving my country, until I became a dad.

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    I was in the mood for THAT!
    I think I have a hernia!
    That which is infinite cannot be many

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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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    If right handed people use the left side of their brains and left handed people use the right side of their brains, does that mean that left handed people are the only ones in their right minds?



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    If a gas station is open 24 hrs. a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors??

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    Why do the keypads on drive up ATM's have braille on them?
    Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

    The greatest thing I had accomplished in my life was serving my country, until I became a dad.

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    Is atheism a non prophet organization?

    Do dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to santa?

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    Got me thinking.
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    if right handed people use the left side of the brain and left handed people use the right side of the brain then does that mean that amadextrious (HOW ever you spell it) people use both side at the same time

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