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    Senior Member Southernfryedyankee's Avatar
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    Default The redneck and the gorilla

    A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of
    > gorilla. Within a
    > >few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
    > difficult to handle. Upon
    > >examination, the veterinarian determined the
    > problem. The gorilla was in
    > >season. To make matters worse, there was no male
    > gorilla available.
    > >Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
    > thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
    > >a redneck part-time worker responsible for
    > cleaning the animal cages.
    > >Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense
    > but possessed ample
    > >ability to satisfy a female of any species.
    > >
    > >The Zoo Keeper
    > >thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
    > >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
    > to mate with the gorilla
    > >for $500.00?
    > >
    > >Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would
    > have to think the
    > >matter over carefully. The following day, he
    > announced that he would
    > >accept their offer, but only under four conditions.
    > >
    > >1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her
    > on the mouth." The
    > >Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
    > >
    > >2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
    > about this." The
    > >Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
    > >
    > >3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the
    > childrun raised Southern
    > >Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
    > >
    > >4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta
    > give me another week to
    > >come up with the $500.00."
    Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    Evil Genius brokenarrow's Avatar
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    Apr 2006
    Hudson Valley NY


    That's just disturbing....

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    I pray for you! BUNNYMAN's Avatar
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    the Hutch


    but funny as heck......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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