A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."