This could happen to you.



I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"



I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"



And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"



What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"



At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation I tell them

"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"



Then I hear the person say nervously...



"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions