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    Senior Member poorshot's Avatar
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    Tomato Garden

    An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted
    to dig his tomato garden,
    but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
    Vincent, who used
    to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
    and described his predicament.


    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
    to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
    garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
    happy to dig the plot for me.
    Love, Dad

    A week later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
    Love,
    Vinnie

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
    and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.

    They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old
    man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
    under the circumstances.
    Love,
    Vinnie

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    Now that's funny........


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    Too Good!!!!!!!



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    that will teach them to read his mail......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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