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    Huntin Junkie
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    Default The bird feeder

    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled
    it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
    advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible
    food.


    But then the birds started building nests in the boards of
    the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the
    poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the
    table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would
    dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of
    my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and
    loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at
    all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it
    got low on food.



    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch
    anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds
    were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests
    they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it
    used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a
    free meal.

    Now lets see...our government gives out free food,
    subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows
    anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came
    by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for
    free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to
    wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's
    2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half
    the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in
    English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are
    squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
    free liberties.

    Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird
    feeder.
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    Well Done.

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    This is the jokes forum, not the political forum you funsucker......


    Not that I don't agree, I was just waiting for the punchline....
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    I will try to do better next time.
    Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it

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    Don't mind me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    Don't mind me....
    yeah, non of us do either.......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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