Thread: the broken mower
06-08-2007, 10:14 AM #1
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- Franklinton. La
the broken mower
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf – always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp.
Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it
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