Thread: Another Hillary
06-12-2007, 08:15 AM #1
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Franklinton. La
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first
row, With the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
Agent, and shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the
Entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates ... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If
that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up,
grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and
tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"$#@&!&!" The crowd
goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting
and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never
believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first
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