Thread: Skinny Dipping
06-12-2007, 10:36 AM #1
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Franklinton. La
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look
it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware
of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
All of the of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast.Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it
If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you can read this in english, thank a soldier.
08 82nd Airborne, 29" - 60 lbs - 300 fps
Octane Hostage Pro
G5 XR .019 sights, Meta peep
Carbon Force Radial X-weav, Rage 3-blade - 390 grn
06 Tribute, 27.5" - 284 fps
06-13-2007, 06:38 PM #2
06-14-2007, 04:05 PM #3
does anyone know the wherabouts of said pond......I cut things up and split them down!
06-14-2007, 07:40 PM #4
06-14-2007, 07:41 PM #5
06-17-2007, 08:37 AM #6
That would be a SCARY sight!!!!ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS
By Chris in forum General Archery ForumReplies: 12Last Post: 01-26-2008, 11:16 PM
By H&S Archer in forum General Archery ForumReplies: 6Last Post: 07-04-2007, 08:56 AM
By kbohunt in forum Beginners Archery RangeReplies: 37Last Post: 06-16-2007, 01:16 PM
By CSullivan in forum General Archery ForumReplies: 9Last Post: 08-25-2005, 09:55 PM